while walking along the rocky beach you hear within the lapping of 
the waves a rhythmic sparse beeping. You take some time, following 
the noise to its source: a small shallow cave, barely large enough 
for you to fit. inside the cave you find a rugged laptop, a warm blue 
screensaver says: 

   connection to satellite uplink: mildlypepper terminated abnormally!

it also displays a date: 

   September 17, 2097

That's strange, you think, it isn't 2097, its 2025.


|===================================================================|
|  +  +++++++             _________                      ++         |
|         ++++++         / .----- .  \      _ - beep. .+. boop . . .|
|   ++++ +++            ¡,  ^      ` ¡| - ´         +++             |
|          +++ +        .| **      ¡ ||          ++++               |
|                       ¡_`_______ ´_!|       +++                   |
|_________________~~~~_/=========== //´~~~~_________~~~~~~~~~~______|
|         ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ======== //~~~~  ~~              ~~~~~~~~ |
|  ~~~~~~~~~~      ~ | o‾o‾‾·‾‾‾·‾|, ~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~                |
|    ~~~~~   ~~~  ~~~~‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~    |
|~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~         ~~~~~~~~~~|
|===================================================================|


=> enter/ [press a key to wake the strange device]